Monday, August 24, 2009

exercise

I'm making a conscious effort to exercise more. i'm trying to do it on my lunch break at least 4 times a week and once at home. i think that's decent. sometimes i go outside if it's overcast. when i go outside i'll walk, run, walk, run, etc for about 2 miles (according to google maps). well i had library books due today. so i googled it and it said the library was 1.6 miles from the office. roundtrip that's 3.2miles so i figured, hey...let's give it a shot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did i do that???

i walk/ran to the library and arrived at about 1:30. first of all, let me tell you that it's awkward to run with a water bottle and a bag of books. awkward. i quickly grab 4-5 books to check out and do the switcheroo with the nice library man and head out. i walk/ran with my new bag of books (hey genius, you already knew this sucked, WHY DID YOU GET MORE??? not to mention, why did you get east of eden which is friggin SIX HUNDRED PAGES LONG?? (literally)) and was freaking sweating like a pig. luckily i put sunscreen on my scar (healing nicely!) and my nose before i left or it would've been bad news bears. i stumble into the lobby at 1:59 almost crying with relief that the air conditioner is on so high. i stopped off in the bathroom and discovered that i have managed to turn the entire backside of my white tshirt completely see through with my sweat. well, not completely. you can see the semi-dry outline of my sports bra. so that's classy. lucky me, maria had a meeting after lunch that requires me to greet them and lead them back to her office, so i needed to change relatively quickly. what's a girl to do? apparently dry off with tri-fold paper towels in the handicapped stall. so classy. i gross myself out. and then to top it off i snarfed a sprinkles cupcake about an hour later. so i ruined any good i might have done. damn.

and then i chose to share my classiest stories with all of you here. I hope you appreciate my dedication to the blogging craft.

3 comments:

Kellie said...
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Kellie said...

Why are you reading East Of Eden? Just watch the super awesome made-for-TV version with Jane Seymour when she was smokin' hot. Oh that's right, you like to read.

Anyway, that's disgusting and horrifying. This is a joke and amusing. At least to me.

Thank you for your dedication.

p.s. the first comment was mine and I accidentally pressed publish when I was not finished commenting.

God said...

Your post made me tired and hungry for a cupcake. Damn you.